the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(Source: twoukofukawa, via winwhistle)
iwillnothaveflirtingcompanions:
today my mom texted me asking if we had pasta in the cabinet and i sent back “bitch there might be” and fucking shit when she came home from work she just stood in the doorway and stared at me for a few seconds she had a bag from the store and i asked if pasta was in the bag and she said “bITCH THERE MIGHT BE” AND I’M SCREAMING